methodist musings

it’s amazing what you find when reading people’s postings…

Mom: Well Ty, I was thinking and if you want to take some of your graduation money and have your big drinking party I guess that’s ok.
Son: What?
Mom: Well you told me that you didn’t want to have your graduation party at the church becasuse you wanted kegs.
Son: Mom, I was kidding
Mom: Well, I thought you were serious about getting “clown faced”, or haetver you call it. I tell you what, I need to get “clown faced” after raising you.